when dave and dirk meet, i think dave would take longer to get used to the idea that dirk isn’t the dude who raised him. though both of them have some pretty high expectations most likely just shot down. it’s just not the same.
(ps, it’s a click and drag)
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I just had to.
PEEES
the noise i made was not meant for mortal vocal chords
I just see “Thor-riffic” and am I the only one who sees Horrific rather than Terrific?
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10 Types of Emotional Manipulators
1. The Constant Victim - This kind of individual will always finds a way to end up as a victim in their relationships.
2. One-Upmanship Expert – This person uses put downs, snide remarks and criticisms, to show that they’re superior, and know much more than you.
3. Powerful Dependents – They hide behind the mask of being weak and powerless – then use their helplessness to dominate relationships. That is, they send the subtle message “you must not let me down.”
4. Triangulators – This person tries to get other people on their side. They’re quick to put you down, and to say some nasty things. They separate good friends or drive a wedge in families.
5. The Blasters – They blast you with their anger or they blow up suddenly. That stops you asking questions - in case there’s a showdown.
6. The Projector – This person thinks they’re perfect and others have the flaws. They take no ownership – because they’re never, ever wrong.
7. The Deliberate Mis-Interpreter – They seem like a nice person – but they twist and use your words. They spread misinformation and misinterpret you. Thus, they deliberately present you in a false, negative way.
8. The Flirt – This person uses flirting to get their way in life. They want to be admired and to have an audience. However, your feelings and your needs are of no concern to them.
9. The Iron Fist – They use intimidation and throw their weight around, to use you for their ends, and to get their way in life.
10. The Multiple Offender – This person uses several of the techniques we’ve described – and they’ll often switch between them if it suits their purposes.
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gurl imma have to call you back
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why do people call the penis a member in fanfiction?
like
what is it a member of?
the midnight crew?
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Source: incognitovindicator
I have never seen such an attentive pupil.
Source: drug-rug
when there’s one night you are totally bonding with someone but then after that you just never talk again and forget all about them and it’s really depressing
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